Daddy is hiding peanuts in the bathroom!?

Last week, we started our Thursday morning out like any other - a sleepy roo walks into our roo, slips into our bed to snuggle and daddy slips out the otherside to go to the bathroom ( and dress ;) ).
Daya until this point hasnt asked anything really, but this day she followed him, and inturn I follow her into the bathroom where she and I are quickly brushed out of there because daddy doesnt want her to see his " parts ".

I roll my eyes as this is a battle I often have, and swipe roo out of the bathroom - on our way out she askes me " Momma why daddy make - me leave the potty?" to which I hastely reply " Oh honey, daddy doesn't want you to see his penis! " Not even thinking about that ( we do try to use proper names of things ) I walked out ...

A minute later she was upset and comes to me and says " Momma daddy wont share his PEANUTS with us - I like PEANUTS - I want PEANUTS " Just carrying on because I said " PENIS " and she thinks I meants PEANUTS!!!
At first I thought she was getting the words confused... but then when we went in the bathroom she tried looking all over for these " peanuts " when she came up empty handed she says " Ugh - My daddy ate all the peanuts. Daddy need to share! "

So while one lesson has been learned here - theres 3 more to unfold.


Skip ahead a few days because I thought we would leave it at that ( and its super funny IMO ).
She is standing in her bathroom - I tell her to go to the potty. She says I did. I said no, you didnt.
She said yes see..... theres potty in the toilet. ( No paper and no flushing ) I said You didnt go now, but you must have because theres nasty in it and you didnt flush to which she got mad and replied " I DIDNT DO IT " cause now shes mad that I caught her not flushing so her story changed ( YES HAPPENS WITH ONLY CHILDREN TOO ) I said ( playing into her game ) then who did go and didn't flush .... she put her finger to her chin and with a cute thinking look says...

" MORGAN DID IT - HE HAS PEANUTS IN THE POTTY!!! "

I was laughing ( which happens alot lately ) and didn't know what to think - but we agreed as parents not to punish if it didnt happen right then, and if we couldnt stop laughing. We have to work on this...

I flushed. She went potty and still insisted it was Morgan - keep in mind he hadn't been here in a bit!

Lord --- I swear this kid is a nut herself!